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One More Snake Story

Cosmo was a perfect 5th grade classroom pet. After graduating from college, Daughter bought herself a gift, a corn snake, and shared him with her students.

Because corn snakes are generally docile and don’t get very large, they are good choices for pets.  Cosmo lived in a large glass tank with a fastened mesh lid.  He required clean water, wooden bedding, and an occasional frozen, then thawed, pinkie mouse.

             Cosmo was small when Daughter got him.  He moved slowly stretching his body along your forearm and winding his way into your hand.  He stuck out his tongue – a slow flicker to smell.

            Cosmo often spent weekends at students’ homes, with their parents’ permission, but during a long Christmas school break I offered to keep him while Daughter went out of town.  All went well.  I brought him from his upstairs bedroom when friends visited.  Cosmo behaved perfectly, even encouraging one friend who feared snakes to touch him.

            I checked Cosmo daily, and as I said, all went well – until the day Cosmo wasn’t in his tank. I searched the room. Bookshelves.  Door and window facings. Closet shelves.  Inside drawers.  Bathroom cabinets.  I stripped the sheets from the bed that was close to his tank.  Cosmo had disappeared, or rather escaped because I must have not fastened the lid on his tank.

            Husband and I searched throughout our home; we cautiously opened all drawers and cabinets.

Weeks passed.  When I took a shoebox off the top closet shelf, I prepared myself to see a two-foot long black and gold friendly snake.  Every night I folded back all the bedcovers before going to bed.  The worst experience would be for Cosmo to crawl up my leg while I slept. 

Only Husband, Daughter, and I knew a snake was on the loose. After all, who would visit if they knew? 

Winter turned to spring.  Surely, Cosmo had found his way outside.  We stopped searching for him, but were always aware. I hoped he wouldn’t come out of hiding while we had company. 

Then early one Sunday morning, Cosmo appeared – wrapped around a commode lid. I slowly reached toward him.  He hissed and struck.  He held his head high, challenging me to try again.

I woke Husband and whispered, “I found Cosmo.  He’s around the upstairs toilet seat.”  Husband opened one eye and said, “Okay.”

I called Daughter who lived a mile away.  She said, “Good. I’ll come get him after church.” (Later, she apologized for not coming immediately.)

My years of seeing how snakes were caught at Camp Country Lad paid off.  Putting both hands inside a pillowcase, I pried Cosmo off the toilet and placed him inside this big cloth bag.  He hissed.  I held firm; then tied a string around the pillowcase opening.

Daughter picked him Cosmo and gave him to a friend who’d said that someday he’d like to own a corn snake. 

The prevailing theory is that Cosmo lived in our attic eating the many small critters that hide away in such places.  And perhaps, he drank toilet water regularly. 

Everyone has a Snake Story

Everyone has a snake story.  A snake encounter or sighting.  Dead or alive. But no story can be more bizarre than the recent one about a 65-year-old Texas woman, Peggy Jones, who was mowing her yard and a snake fell out of the sky.

            The four-foot-long snake wrapped around Ms. Jones’s forearm.  She flung her arm; the snake coiled tighter. Then a hawk attacked the snake – its prey that must have fallen from its talons. The snake clung to Ms. Jones’s arm.

            The hawk tried to retrieve its meal.  Finally, after several attempts, the hawk carried the snake into the sky and Ms. Jones was left with a bloody, bruised arm. Her husband, who was on a riding lawn mower and didn’t see what had happened, took Ms. Jones to the emergency room. 

            In a New York Times article, Mrs. Jones was quoted: “I consider myself to be the luckiest person alive.  I was attacked by a snake and a hawk and I lived to tell about it.” 

            Surely, no one can top that encounter, but this story makes me think of my snake stories. 

            About a year ago, I wrote about a small green garter snake hiding inside a pair of work gloves.  I put on the gloves while my two children, ages 9 and 11, and I were putting together a trampoline.  Garter crawled up my arm. I wasn’t scared, but I was so startled that I screamed a four-letter word that I rarely say.  Son and Daughter still remind me of that moment.

            That wasn’t the first time a little green snake had shocked me. I was about 10-years-old when I was picking green bell peppers and a plant stem moved – right into my hand.  I screamed and threw the snake onto the ground, and Dad ran to me. 

When he saw that I wasn’t hurt, just scared, both he and I held the squirming snake. Then we carried it away from our family garden and released it into the woods.  I remember Dad’s on-the-spot lesson about poisonous and non-poisonous snakes and the value of snakes living around our barn to eat rodents. 

            During my elementary school teaching years when a snake was presented in a lesson to students, I held it and encouraged students to touch or hold it.  But I didn’t want a snake in our home so every time Daughter asked for one for Christmas, she didn’t get it.

            Years later, Daughter bought Cosmo, a corn snake, when she taught 5th grade Science. Cosmo was a classroom pet, accustomed to people, and visited students’ homes over weekends.  During a Christmas school break, Daughter asked that Cosmo stay in our house while she took a trip and I agreed.

            Caring for a snake is simple.  I checked on Cosmo regularly, fed him a frozen, then thawed, mouse once a week, and all went well until the day Cosmo wasn’t in his glass house.

            A snake story for another column.  But know that Cosmo wasn’t carried away by a hawk.

What’s Your Favorite Family Story?

This Saturday, April 30, let’s go to Dogwood Park behind the History Museum between 10:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.  Storytellers will entertain us with tales of their growing-up years, travels, and their friends and families. 

            If I’ve learned anything writing this column, it’s that everyone has stories.  Like the time Husband left town for a four-day golf trip and a trampoline was delivered and nine-year-old Son found a snake.  It was harmless garter snake, the size of a yellow #2 pencil and a bit longer than an unsharpened one, but I put on Husband’s work gloves to handle it. 

            Daughter, age 11, wasn’t happy that Son and I punched holes in a metal screw-on lid and put Garter in a quart canning jar so Son could take it to school the next day.   (The teacher had agreed a little snake would be welcome.)  Daughter thought Garter should’ve been left crawling in the weeds near our backyard creek and Son thought Garter should sleep in his room.  We left it inside the jar on the kitchen table.

            The next morning Son, Daughter, and I walked into the kitchen about the same time.  The jar was empty, except for grasses.  We searched, but we didn’t find Garter before school that Friday morning.  All during my teaching work day, I was eager to get home, find the snake, put it outside, and enjoy a calm weekend.  But that wasn’t to be.

            When we arrived home, three huge cardboard boxes blocked our front door.  I pretended I didn’t know what was in the boxes and thought when Husband got home, he could unpack those boxes and set up the trampoline. 

            After a thorough search, Garter wasn’t found.  Daughter and Son were disappointed so, in a moment of insanity, I suggested we look inside the boxes.  Long metal poles.  Heavy metal coiled springs.  Black mesh fabric.  Lugging all of that to the backyard was a chore. 

            Daughter, Son, and I applauded ourselves when a metal circle frame stood stable on level ground.  The children hooked the springs to the frame and laid the fabric on the ground inside the frame.  We began connecting the springs from the frame to the fabric and all went well, until the last few springs because the fabric tension was tight.

            I cut my finger on the sharp end of a spring and sent Son to the house to get the work gloves I’d left on the kitchen table.  We made a plan: Daughter and Son would pull the fabric and I’d pull on the spring to hook it into the metal ring attached in the fabric.

            I put on the gloves, grabbed the spring and said, “Ready, set, pulllll——oh, oh, oh, s***!”  My children dropped the fabric and stared at me.  In a shrill voice, I slowly screamed, “I’m okay.  The snake just crawled up my arm.”             Garter was returned to its outdoor home.  The trampoline was set-up.   Daughter and Son jumped and flipped and somersaulted.  And I knew this would be an all-time favorite family story.